40 Wild Tinder and Bumble Screenshots of Men Who Prove Dating is a Nightmare

1. This man who has NO idea how he put the wrong age on his profile:

2. This guy who asked someone out, then wanted to know what they’d get out of it:

3. This person looking for a modern “tradwife”:

4. This guy who admitted he was actually a cheater:

5. This man who calls women “mad women”:

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6. This person who joined forces just to say this:

7. This man who thinks insults are a good way to flirt:

8. This guy who said a lot in one sentence:

9. This captivating conversation:

10. This guy who is “a nice person”:

11. This…sigh…answer:

12. This confession:

13. This alpha male who wants a “smart female” who “relishes testosterone”:

14. This guy who said a little too much:

15. This honest guy:

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16. This Tinder match that Really gave a first impression:

17. This wild opening:

18. …And this super embarrassing one:

19. This not-so-PG-13 line:

20. This guy who… didn’t clarify anything:

21. This emoji message that quickly became NSFW:

22. This guy who got angry very quickly:

23. This person who reconnected with someone months later — only to be bombarded with questions about why they’re still single:

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24. This little king who fought back:

25. This Merry Christmas message:

26. This IG stalker:

27. This guy who apparently slept with his partner’s mother???:

28. This person who REALLY held a grudge:

29. This partner who felt the need to give dating advice:

30. This person who apparently HAS to say this:

31. This guy who thinks a woman who cares about his safety is “disturbed”:

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32. This person who can’t hold a conversation:

33. This conversation that took an uncomfortable turn:

34. And this conversation that sparked NSFW very quickly:

35. This copy and paste:

36. These absolutely crazy Tinder reunions:

37. This person who didn’t even show up for the meeting:

38. This match who didn’t even say hello…just asked for this person’s address:

39. This match that just HAS to add this NSFW detail:

40. And finally, this guy who just gave up:

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