My ears perked up when I heard the new foldable phones were cracking. I licked my lips when the company announced the release of a touch screen laptop. It was a company that once charged $19 for a polishing clothrequest $200 for a VESA mountand sold $700 wheels for the Mac Pro. Today, it borrows outdated ideas from its competitors and launches material rejected by its previous leaders.
The once-dominant company is struggling to find its place in a post-Tim Cook AI-driven world. John Ternus is the new CEO – a 25-year company veteran with experience promoting wacky hardware projects like Much reviled Touch Bar And pursuit inducing butterfly keyboard.
With Ternus in charge, I have the impression that there is a good chance that Apple’s best days are behind, that we will have to settle for less, that it is downgraded. Apple, blinded by AI and relying on crowd-pleasing hardware gadgets, is downward mobile. This is in its slop era. The company that once asked consumers to “Think differently” is now releasing hardware that is unlike anything else on the market.
Apple is not adapting well to this new position. AI boosters agree that Siri AI is horrible. Apple HomeView is a $300 Apple Watch intended for replace the family home. The iPhone Duo has only been out for a few days and all anyone can talk about are the cracks, but Ternus is on the cover of Time Magazine this week, holding the foldable iPhone Duo and looking into the camera. “The other examples around the world seemed pretty cheap and crappy. » Ternus told Time. Many people holding cracked iPhone Duos this week are learning what (not) cheap and crappy looks like.
Faced with crackgate, Apple announced the launch of a touch screen laptop, an idea that Steve Jobs tested extensively and said “it doesn’t work“, an idea that Cook once compared to combine a toaster with a refrigerator. What’s next? What if the toaster-refrigerator folded? Ternus tried to make an 18-inch foldable iPad this has been happening for years. Maybe Apple will fix the screen cracking issues by then. Or maybe Ternus will keep trying to put a hat on a hat.
I’ve been waiting for this moment for over a decade. I like Apple’s recent trajectory more than I should. I admit that I have a secret and petty grudge.
In 2010, when Apple launched the iPhone 4, I was working as a floor manager at a Banana Republic in Dallas. Sure, I was interested in smartphones, but Dallas is an expensive city and the iPhone was a luxury. I had it done with my Motorola Razr. But the mid-suited retail psychopaths who were my colleagues viewed my lack of an iPhone as a weakness. It was not, as they say now, On Brand.
I started at the store in the warehouse, working my way up to manage the back room before moving into a coveted position on the sales floor. Other managers made it clear that a Razr was a “back-of-house” phone and that a person in a prominent position on the floor should be seen using an iPhone.
At the beginning, I was not said to buy an iPhone. The message came in the form of subtle and not-so-subtle intimidation deployed over the weeks.
“Are you still using that old phone?” they said. “Didn’t you get a raise?” someone would ask a week later.
“Try not to use that thing on the sales floor,” a colleague told me, pointing to my Razr. “We’re trying to project a certain image here.”
Social pressure had the opposite effect than expected. I resisted. Eventually one of the nicer managers pushed me aside. He told me that my colleagues thought it was weird that I didn’t have an iPhone. He said I had to buy one to fit in and he said the store could give me an advance on my pay to make it happen.
Still going against the grain and pissed off about being bullied high school style as a grown adult, I turned to Google instead. I have a HTC Dream. My colleagues weren’t happy, but they stopped bringing up the iPhone.
I’ve used Android ever since and carefully avoided Apple products until I broke down a few years ago and bought a Macbook Air. Time heals all wounds and Windows laptops are garbage. I had even considered switching from Android to iPhone because the privacy features are more robust. I’ve also never been averse to a fast food meal and I may be a little more comfortable with Apple now that the cracks are starting to show on the foldable phone.
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