Welcome to another week of review with me, back from a very discreet eye lift. I initially said I wanted the White House Lady Lift, but we settled on “refreshed” and “a young 40” because my doctor said that was the most realistic. (Mom, if you’re reading this, it’s a joke. I still look like hell.)
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Now for the news.
→ Oh, Kimberly: Kimberly Guilfoyle, ex-wife of Gavin Newsom, ex-fiancée of Donald Trump Jr. and, as of this week, ex-ambassador to Greece, offered to exchange political favors for money, according to The Wall Street Journal. I guess she didn’t keep her political promises, since we now have tons of her messages with Republican donor Eric Deters. They are devastating. She sent messages to Deters saying things like: “You can just send it here. It won’t show up anywhere if you transfer money to American Express, that’s all that will show up. Please.” And: “Honey, please, I need you to do this for me today.” And: “Eric, I really wish you would stop putting all this stuff on paper. It’s really dangerous and it doesn’t help us or me when you could just call me on (S)ignal.” But it got worse because, according to Eric: “She never achieved anything. » Eric had his own plans: he wanted the extradition of an Ohio doctor who had fled to Pakistan after being accused of defrauding insurers. Complex, interesting. (Kim denies everything and claims responsibility for the messages were generated by AI.) Now Kim came out as ambassador to Greece. Trump showed little pitysaying “she wasn’t my family member” and “I guess she dated my son a long time ago.” Which is brutal. She and Don Jr. owned a house togetherTrumpo! They were engaged! And Trump is likeI think they kissed once in a bar, who knows. The Wall Street Journal sums it up: “With two million followers on Instagram and her constant travel companion, the stylist Fantasy Jamesshe has become a powerful symbol of the new school of American diplomacy. The new school of American diplomacy simply asks for money for Signal and asks a man named Fancy to iron your blazer. We were a real country.
The problem with old Kimmy is that she tried to scam like the big guys, and she didn’t succeed. But a woman like Kimberly Guilfoyle needs ill-gotten wealth. It’s the whole aesthetic. There is no other career path for Kimberly Guilfoyle. Could a rich reader marry him, accept Fancy James into his life, put him in a spare room and just calm the whole situation down? She will commit a little insurance fraud and you will be so happy together. She’ll bandage her eyelids for New Years and everything. The almost fourteenth American lady of West Palm may not deserve power per se, but she at least earned the right to an afternoon of pinot and chopped salad at the club.
→ The OpenAI bug: An OpenAI engineer would have I tried to spy on the company by tapping the television in a conference room. According to authorities, after the bug was discovered, the suspect was then filmed by a secret camera checking behind the conference room TV to make sure it was still there.
The engineer, Abdulrahman Alfozan, is a well-connected Saudi national. He is said to be a partner in Raed Ventures, a Saudi company in which a member of the royal family is also a partner. He reportedly had a one-way ticket to Saudi Arabia for himself, his wife and another family member shortly after setting up the spying device, but alas, the FBI arrested him before he could travel to sunny Riyadh. The best part is that he is suspected of plotting its use of espionage. . . ChatGPT. From The San Francisco Standard:
A chatbot account linked to Alfozan’s spouse, who shared credentials with his own account, submitted prompts between September 24 and 30 regarding the construction, installation, masking and remote access of a recording device, prosecutors said. The requests included how to “create a continuous audio recorder” and “encrypt the SD card,” prosecutors said. On September 27 and 28, the account asked about the specific device later found, including its unique MAC address.
It’s perfect. The image of his little face looking out from behind the TV. Use ChatGPT to help you. No other nation has any good ideas right now, so they just send their sons to California to steal ours. Also, the fact that OpenAI filmed the suspect? TGIF welcomes OpenAI. Put a camera behind all TVs. Bug the toilets. Wire the coffee maker. And know that every time you enter a space in San Francisco, you are being monitored, officially, and just seconds away from house arrest.
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