Dakota Johnson received a special visit from Patient Zero on Saturday evening live.
Taylor Swift joined the Truth actress during her opening monologue of Saturday night’s episode, marking quite a surprise appearance. Johnson joked about having had “two very public, very lame breakups with two really great musicians” since her last relationship SNLand how she had the most supportive friends who “don’t judge me for dating these men.”
Switch to Swift! Johnson joked that the singer was “my literal therapist,” to which the Grammy winner responded, “I’m not your therapist. Basically, you just show up to my house once a week with an empty bottle of wine and ask if I want some.”
“Yeah, well, I have manners,” the actress said, as Swift continued, “And then you crash on my couch and overshare, and every once in a while I just say, ‘Damn, that’s crazy.'”
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On Sunday, Swift released the music video for her new single “Patient Zero,” featuring none other than Johnson and Colin Farrell. The two debuted the video at the MTV VMAs on Sunday, with the track being one of four new songs the musician released as part of A Showgirl’s Life: Encore Edition last Friday.
Wrapping up her monologue, Johnson concluded, “Well, quickly, since we’re talking about musicians, I think I’m actually doing a public service by hanging out with them, because I’m saving you ladies a lot of money on Zoloft. So, you’re welcome, America! And also in England and parts of Ireland and Cleveland, allegedly,” Johnson said, while Swift quickly added, “Woo-woo!”
“Cleveland” is another new track from Showgirl: Againwhere Swift sings about her husband Travis Kelce and their marriage. “Now I’m wearing white (Yeah), so hate all you want (Uh-huh) / He’s the love of my life (Hey, hey, hey),” Swift sings at the end of the song.
At the top of his monologue, the Truth the actress also addressed the box office bomb Madame Webwhile noting that his last SNL the appearance was linked to the promotion of the film. She joked: “Last time I was here I was promoting a movie called Madame Web. And tonight, I’m still promoting it. Because the film hasn’t made any money yet.
On that cold opening day, a group of “Republican heavyweights” gathered to film commercials ahead of the midterm elections. Among those who appeared were Marco Rubio, played by Marcello Hernández. Also joining the group are Mikey Day as Mitch McConnell and Jeremy Culhane as JD Vance.
The last guest before James Austin Johnson’s Trump also joined us was Pete Hegseth (Colin Jost). He joined the skit with a Bero in hand, which he described as “Spider-Man’s new non-alcoholic bitch beer.”
“Now listen, okay, because I need all of you patriots at home to do the gayest thing possible and vote,” Hegseth said of Jost. “Thanks to me, the army has finally clearly established its priorities – and its sexuality. »
Saturday night’s episode marks Johnson’s third time hosting SNL. She debuted in February 2015 and returned once again in January 2024. She has made several appearances over the years, including for the 40th anniversary special and an appearance during Josh O’Connor’s hosting stint last December.
Season 52 of SNL premiered last week with New York Knicks star Jalen Brunson and Katseye. Later this season, Shane Gillis will host on October 10 with musical guest Rosalia, while Obsession star India Navarrette does it SNL hosting her debut in the Halloween episode with Gracie Abrams.
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